Mike Royko wrote about Donald Trump several times, and thanks to Google News we can find them in their archives. Check out what Mike had to say about The Donald 25 years ago:
“The Trump stumped for once” http://bit.ly/1XWn2X0
“Trump may be cad or scoundrel, but certainly not a cheapskate” http://bit.ly/1XCw9vz
“2 Trumps are worse than both” http://bit.ly/1sfBzRJ
“Is that Trump’s girlfriend? No, his laundress” http://bit.ly/1WQFvVx
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April 29, 1983. A date that will live in f***ing infamy.
